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Tuesday, January 26, 2010

GOING DEAF... (Very funny)

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod

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你媽和我今天要去辦離婚了

一位住在台北的老先生在農曆春節前打電話給他在落杉機的兒子。
＂兒子，雖然美國人不過中國年，但我也真的不想在這個時候破壞你的心情，也不想麻煩你。＂
兒子：？？
＂你媽和我今天要去辦離婚了。＂

兒子大吼道；爸，你在說什麼啊！
＂四十五年來我受夠了，我們現在連看一眼都受不了對方。我不說了，你打個電話去紐約給你姐姐，我不說了，等會我和你媽就
要出去了。＂
兒子立刻急的打電話給他姐姐。
他姐姐在電話那頭已然火藥庫快炸了，大聲咆哮的說：這兩個人是瘋了還是怎麼樣？離什麼鬼婚，你交給我搞定這二個老糊塗。
女兒立即從紐約打電話回台北家裡，並且在電話裡對著老爸大小聲：
＂你不准給我離婚，你給我聽好，明、後天我就和弟弟回來，我回來之前，你什麼都不准做。＂
女兒講完就掛了電話。
..
台北這頭，老先生掛了電話，對著廚房叫道：
＂老太婆～～！都搞定了，妳寶貝女兒和兒子明、後天就回來過年了，而且第一次沒有叫我出機票錢。＂

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Sunday, January 24, 2010

Ubuntu 9.10

My wife's old Dell is dying, it will give her a blue screen randomly. Thus, we bought a MacBook and the life is just fantastic. So what am I going to do with the Dell? Instead of throwing it directly to garbage can, I think the blue screen might be caused by windows XP. I probably can use it to install Ubuntu 9.10.

So I download the Ubuntu 9.10 and it needs just a single CD-R to make the installable CD. The installation is just as easy as you clean install a Windows 7 system to your PC. It needs no more than half hour to install the whole system. The only trouble I had after the installation was the wireless connection. It's just not there. So I Google it and found a very useful link. It just fixed my problem like charm.

I think the Dell finds its rebirth in Ubuntu, and so far I just love it. By the way, you got Google Chrome for Linux. Life is beautiful, right?

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